The Heavens Heard Me...

So the past few days I've been looking around town, as well as online, for anything to help me stay calm and collected on stage. I think I will contact these guys and give their product a try. I have, high, high doubts that it will do anything for me, drugs don't exactly have "no side effects" like ever. Regardless, I have got to try something, I'm struggling to write new material and I feel like it's self doubt getting to me. On the bright side, I will be preforming in the next town over this weekend! Depending on how fast I choose for this company to ship me a bottle of "Iekordrin" I could have some by show-time.

I think I'll use overnight mailing...

-Max
(p.s. I blocked out the number for the company, if they are a hoax or selling a bad product I wouldn't want people reading this blog to go and buy from them.)

It could have gone better...

Well, I'm back from my show and...I got some laughs, but for the most part the room was silent, I think it was my delivery honestly, I'm too tense. I'm not sure what to do, comedy is literally what I live for, and if I can't make people laugh, I don't know, I would just feel incomplete. I'm going to look around at drug stores and stuff for maybe something to help me stay calm during my shows, anything that will help really.

-Max

Joke Idea #1

Alright, so I might be a little nervous as I type this, I have a show tonight and I've been working on finalizing material all day long. I have a joke I would like to type out, see how it looks on paper if you catch my drift.

"So I was walking down the street one night, everything is fine, I'm having a nice fucking night. I keep walking and I see this bum and he looks pretty raggedy, now he's an old guy, and I'd feel bad if I left him hanging. So I walk up and ask him, "Hey, buddy you ok? You need anything?" He looks up at me smiling, "Nah I'm alright sonny, but thank you for asking." Now at this point I'm a little confused, and I, you know, get a little further down on his level and say "Well it's just I saw you were homeless, and I was wondering if you needed any money, or food, or something along those lines." The guys lets out a chuckle, "Oh kid I'm not homeless! I just really like BOXing!"

I really like this one, I'm gonna fit it in my set :)

-Max.

Name's Max!

Heyo! I'm Max, a local comedian and I recently got to thinking, "why not make a blog and try out material here on the internet." I mean from what I hear the internet can be a pretty chill place to do things like this. So that's who I am, and what I do, talk to you folks later! Max out!